What Cheeses Me Off!?!@#$

“please leave a message after the….” | April 23, 2010

All you want to do is get a hold of someone. They don’t answer any of your texts, so now you have to actually use a phone for what it is made for and dial a number to get a hold of that person. And of course!! They do not anwser, so you get sent straight to message. No matter how prepared you are to leave a message, it is still going to sound awkward.

Leaving a voice message is just so wierd. You are basically speaking to yourself. I feel crazy everytime I have to do it. Most, if not all, messages sound like this:

“Hey, soooo ummmm just calling to see where you are. I called for something else, but I don’t remember anymore. Hmmm well uhh call me back…bye… wait! I remember. Buy bread. We ran out. Bye.”

Always  a lot of “uhhh”s and “yeahh”s “soo”s. Just once, I want one of my voice messages to sound good. Ever begin leaving a message and out of no where that annoying generic female voice interrupts, “Sorry, message cannot be recorded.”  Couldn’t have told me that before I poured my soul into that message huh?

Love this commerical! But back on the topic of  hate: I hate when people’s voicemail trick you. You know the one where they pretend to answer the phone:

Person I’m Calling: Hello?
Me:  Hey! I have a question.
P.I.C: What? I can’t hear you.
Me: I said that I have a question
P.I.C: Hahahah just kidding I’m not here. Leave a message.
Me: Go to hell you piece of poop!!!!

So annoying! It is not that funny. I hope you lose a job interview for having that as your voice mail.

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  1. Jjjuuuuusssst lovin this post!!! I also especially dislike ppl who have those trick voicemails, they deserve Herpes.

    Comment by jb01201 — April 29, 2010 @ 9:14 am


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